Prank IM\'s

lostguitargirl: tom?
EastWalgreensMan: tom?
EastWalgreensMan: what
lostguitargirl: hello!
lostguitargirl: it's me!
lostguitargirl: Lily!
EastWalgreensMan: o ok
EastWalgreensMan: hey
EastWalgreensMan: this is Danny
lostguitargirl: uh.. ok whetever
lostguitargirl: how are you?
lostguitargirl: we havent talked in a while
EastWalgreensMan: nope
EastWalgreensMan: how r u
lostguitargirl: I'm okay
lostguitargirl: I am sick though
EastWalgreensMan: o really i am sory
lostguitargirl: what's new with you
EastWalgreensMan: n2m
lostguitargirl: yeah
EastWalgreensMan: a/s/lo
lostguitargirl: my sister got married!
EastWalgreensMan: really cool
lostguitargirl: isn't that great
EastWalgreensMan: ya
lostguitargirl: oh cut it out you know
EastWalgreensMan: what is it again sorry i am lost
lostguitargirl: ... don't tell me you don't remember
EastWalgreensMan: ........... sorry i was gone for a long time
lostguitargirl: Your neighbor, Lily.. I moved 2 years ago
lostguitargirl: hello?
EastWalgreensMan: ...... i stilll dont remeber who r u looking for
EastWalgreensMan: ??
lostguitargirl: you..
lostguitargirl: god
EastWalgreensMan: i really am sorry
lostguitargirl: if you didnt want to talk you could have just told me
lostguitargirl: bye!
EastWalgreensMan: no no no
EastWalgreensMan: i sisn;t say that
lostguitargirl: of course you didnt!
EastWalgreensMan: i just dont remeber
EastWalgreensMan: where did you live at?
lostguitargirl: oh, jeez.. i forgot the town.. we didnt live there for long..
lostguitargirl: but we lived near you
EastWalgreensMan: what state
lostguitargirl: but really? you don't remember?
EastWalgreensMan: i really dont i am sorry
lostguitargirl: hmm
lostguitargirl: oh dang..
lostguitargirl: I have to go..
lostguitargirl: we shoudl talk again later
lostguitargirl: *should
EastWalgreensMan: ok
lostguitargirl: bye


lostguitargirl: chad...
XxBiGcStUdXx: no
lostguitargirl: chad don't lie
XxBiGcStUdXx: this is corey from michigan
XxBiGcStUdXx: who r u
lostguitargirl: chad wtf are you talking about
lostguitargirl: this is lily
XxBiGcStUdXx: i dont knpw you
XxBiGcStUdXx: know
lostguitargirl: dont lie to me
lostguitargirl: you know
lostguitargirl: i think we need to talk
XxBiGcStUdXx: ask me sum /'s bout u
XxBiGcStUdXx: questions
lostguitargirl: what?
lostguitargirl: you knw about me!
XxBiGcStUdXx: yea
lostguitargirl: i thik we need to break off our relatioship
XxBiGcStUdXx: believe me my name is not chad
XxBiGcStUdXx: where r u from
lostguitargirl: cut it out chad
lostguitargirl: its not funny
XxBiGcStUdXx: i seriously dont no u
lostguitargirl: I'm serious
XxBiGcStUdXx: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMM NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOTTTTTTT CCCCCCHHHHHHAAAAAAADDDD
lostguitargirl: whatever chad
lostguitargirl: i dont know why i even liked you in the first place
XxBiGcStUdXx: MY NAMES NOT CHAD
XxBiGcStUdXx: O
XxBiGcStUdXx: CALL ME THEN
lostguitargirl: i can't im on the internet
lostguitargirl: andI don't thikn we should talk
XxBiGcStUdXx: GET OFF THEN CALL ME
XxBiGcStUdXx: I THINK WE DO
lostguitargirl: if you cant talk to me here, then you obviously cant on the phone
lostguitargirl: so, bye.
XxBiGcStUdXx: WAIT
XxBiGcStUdXx: LET ME DESCRIBE MYSELF
lostguitargirl: I told you
lostguitargirl: it's over
XxBiGcStUdXx: IM 5'5 145 I HAVE BLONDE HAIR AND BLUE EYES
XxBiGcStUdXx: yur brakin up wit sum 1 who is not yur bf
XxBiGcStUdXx: im not chad
lostguitargirl: chad, you're so stupid
lostguitargirl: bye


lostguitargirl: todd..
BamaFtbFan: ya
BamaFtbFan: dude
lostguitargirl: is it you?
BamaFtbFan: ya dude
lostguitargirl: ok
lostguitargirl: We need to talk
BamaFtbFan: ok
BamaFtbFan: cool
lostguitargirl: you see
lostguitargirl: you've been ignoring me lately
lostguitargirl: and
BamaFtbFan: ya i
lostguitargirl: ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?
BamaFtbFan: ya
lostguitargirl: whatever
BamaFtbFan: talk baby
lostguitargirl: its over between us
BamaFtbFan: ok
BamaFtbFan: cool
BamaFtbFan: i under stand
lostguitargirl: i'm sorry
BamaFtbFan: ok
lostguitargirl: its just you see..
BamaFtbFan: its ok
lostguitargirl: I like chad..
BamaFtbFan: wat
BamaFtbFan: chad hoo
lostguitargirl: you know, chad bibble
BamaFtbFan: oh
BamaFtbFan: i understand
lostguitargirl: yeah
BamaFtbFan: u there
lostguitargirl: I'm sorry
lostguitargirl: bye..
BamaFtbFan: its ok i tell ya
BamaFtbFan:
lostguitargirl: I might see you tomorrow, i have to go though
BamaFtbFan: where
lostguitargirl: to dinner
lostguitargirl: bye

lostguitargirl: hello?
skicibum55: hey
lostguitargirl: who are you
skicibum55: jim
skicibum55: from colorado
lostguitargirl: where is penny
skicibum55: u?
skicibum55: penny who?
lostguitargirl: my sister
lostguitargirl: i cant find her
skicibum55: oh
skicibum55: ok
skicibum55: who is she
lostguitargirl: my sister!
lostguitargirl: shes lost!
skicibum55: well thats not fun
lostguitargirl: i'm hungry
skicibum55: for what?
lostguitargirl: food
lostguitargirl: and i cant find my sister
skicibum55: where you gonna look?
lostguitargirl: i dont now where she is
skicibum55: ok
lostguitargirl: did you se her
skicibum55: where did u look?
lostguitargirl: all over my house
lostguitargirl: shes not here
skicibum55: how old is she?
lostguitargirl: i don tknow
lostguitargirl: shes suppose to give me dinner
skicibum55: ohok
lostguitargirl: do you know my sister
skicibum55: i dont thin kso
lostguitargirl: uhhhhhh
skicibum55: lol
lostguitargirl: whats lol?
skicibum55: laughing out loud
lostguitargirl: i cant read that word
lostguitargirl: hello?
skicibum55: ya
lostguitargirl: where are you
skicibum55: in colorado
lostguitargirl: no..
lostguitargirl: where is penny!
lostguitargirl: oh no..
skicibum55: i dontknow
skicibum55: mybe shes here with me
lostguitargirl: they're coming..
lostguitargirl: why is she there
skicibum55: maybe
lostguitargirl: look for her
skicibum55: ok
lostguitargirl: yes you do
skicibum55: h*hey penny*
skicibum55: how old is she?
lostguitargirl: i dont know!
lostguitargirl: i found her window
skicibum55: ok
lostguitargirl: btut not her
skicibum55: oh ok
lostguitargirl: they're here..
lostguitargirl: BY!

lostguitargirl: hello
homepork11: howdy
lostguitargirl:
lostguitargirl: boo
homepork11: boo?
lostguitargirl: who are you
homepork11: who am i?
homepork11: who are you?
lostguitargirl: i cant read your font
lostguitargirl: its white
homepork11: and i cant read j00rs
lostguitargirl: try a darker color
homepork11: who are you?
lostguitargirl: i am lilly
lostguitargirl: who are you
homepork11: and, do i know you?
lostguitargirl: maybe
lostguitargirl: who are you
homepork11: i am mike
homepork11: now, howd you get my sn?
lostguitargirl: mike eh?
lostguitargirl: I dont know
lostguitargirl: howd you get mine?
homepork11: interesting...
homepork11: i didnt
homepork11: you IMed me
lostguitargirl: yes you did
lostguitargirl: liar
homepork11: no, i didnt
lostguitargirl: ok then why did you IM em
lostguitargirl: *me
homepork11: I DIDNT IM YOU, IDIOT
lostguitargirl: ok..
lostguitargirl: dont call names
homepork11: ...
lostguitargirl: its not nice
homepork11: ...
lostguitargirl: you're awfully dotty
homepork11: ...
lostguitargirl: you must have a case of the dots
homepork11: shut up, dude!
homepork11: jsut tell me who you are
lostguitargirl: it's a very contagious online disease
lostguitargirl: I am lilly
homepork11: arrgh
homepork11: how did you get my sn?
lostguitargirl: but i've had it so i wont be infected
lostguitargirl: I dont kow
lostguitargirl: cow.. haha
homepork11: ...
homepork11: shut up!
lostguitargirl: who are you?
lostguitargirl: I suffer from short term.. what?
homepork11: not funny/10
lostguitargirl: funny?
lostguitargirl: lots of things are funny
lostguitargirl: are you funny?
lostguitargirl: fine
lostguitargirl: i gues noy
lostguitargirl: the dots must have gone to your head
lostguitargirl: bye.

lostguitargirl: boo
jollygreen765: omg
lostguitargirl: omg
lostguitargirl: what?
jollygreen765: scared me
jollygreen765: lol
lostguitargirl: i am a scary person
lostguitargirl: did you IM me?
jollygreen765: no asl
lostguitargirl: 14.f.ny
lostguitargirl: asl?
lostguitargirl: dude
jollygreen765: 14 m pa
lostguitargirl: scary
jollygreen765: wat
lostguitargirl: i donmt know
lostguitargirl: it jst is
lostguitargirl: everything
lostguitargirl: even the lamp
jollygreen765: o cool
lostguitargirl: AH!
lostguitargirl: that was too
jollygreen765: yo got a pic
jollygreen765: that can be sracy
lostguitargirl: pic? PIC? no, i dont.
lostguitargirl: sorry
lostguitargirl: do you?
jollygreen765: nope
lostguitargirl: wow, me either!
lostguitargirl: that is so strange
lostguitargirl: we have so much in common
lostguitargirl: this may be a bit soon, but, I think I love you..
jollygreen765: aw smooth
lostguitargirl: *cries*
jollygreen765: hmm
lostguitargirl: arent you going to say anythign back?
jollygreen765: luv ya too
lostguitargirl: oh, thank you!
lostguitargirl: so, when do I meet the parents?
jollygreen765: when u get hear
lostguitargirl: hmm..
lostguitargirl: i cant hear very well...
lostguitargirl: that may be a problem
jollygreen765: no way
lostguitargirl: yes, i admit
lostguitargirl: i am flawed
jollygreen765: really
lostguitargirl: but that dosent make me blonde!
lostguitargirl: jeez, you just assume assume assume
lostguitargirl: thats it
jollygreen765: ok
lostguitargirl: i think we need to break off this relationshi[
lostguitargirl: *ship
lostguitargirl: and, we can't be friends
lostguitargirl: so, sayonara honey!

StudlyRocker123: hey i play drums
StudlyRocker123: asl?
lostguitargirl: drums are good
lostguitargirl: are you good at them
StudlyRocker123: yeah
StudlyRocker123: the best ive ever had
StudlyRocker123: the bargain of course
lostguitargirl: thats swell ;-)
StudlyRocker123: yeah
StudlyRocker123: its also a song by the who
StudlyRocker123: The Who
StudlyRocker123: asl?
lostguitargirl: 14.f.ny
StudlyRocker123: hey right on
StudlyRocker123: 14/m/mi
lostguitargirl: yes
lostguitargirl: shiny
StudlyRocker123: yeah
StudlyRocker123: are you hott?
lostguitargirl: no, i am just fine at this temperature
StudlyRocker123: hahaha
StudlyRocker123: yeah
StudlyRocker123: no really
StudlyRocker123: grow up
lostguitargirl: just kidding
lostguitargirl: jeez
StudlyRocker123: lol
StudlyRocker123: so am i
lostguitargirl: dont go crazy
StudlyRocker123: im not
StudlyRocker123: im fuckin with ya
StudlyRocker123: really though
StudlyRocker123: whatcha look like?
lostguitargirl: I have brown hair with blue tips
lostguitargirl: and brown eyes
lostguitargirl: I am not tall or short
StudlyRocker123: good so far
lostguitargirl: I have been in an asylum beofre
StudlyRocker123: are you tan?
StudlyRocker123: whoa
lostguitargirl: does that scare you?
StudlyRocker123: no
lostguitargirl: it shoudlnt
lostguitargirl: good
StudlyRocker123: because your soo lieing
StudlyRocker123: lol
lostguitargirl: because i am better
StudlyRocker123: good
StudlyRocker123: do you shave?
lostguitargirl: that is rude
StudlyRocker123: i do
StudlyRocker123: ill tell you
lostguitargirl: rude is not nice
lostguitargirl: do not.
lostguitargirl: ask.
StudlyRocker123: well since you dont wanna talk about this shit
StudlyRocker123: then by
StudlyRocker123: e
lostguitargirl: adios

DTrnsatlntcEx: asl?
lostguitargirl: why do you say that
lostguitargirl: it is offensive
DTrnsatlntcEx: i apologize
lostguitargirl: do you really?
DTrnsatlntcEx: i do
lostguitargirl: then I can forgive you.
DTrnsatlntcEx: im sorry
DTrnsatlntcEx: hey
DTrnsatlntcEx: how are you tonight
lostguitargirl: I am okay
lostguitargirl: are you okay?
DTrnsatlntcEx: thats cool
DTrnsatlntcEx: im alrght i suppose
lostguitargirl: I am Lily
DTrnsatlntcEx: ive been better
DTrnsatlntcEx: I am evan
lostguitargirl: nice to meet you
DTrnsatlntcEx: how old are you lily? i used to know alily and she played guitar, probably coincidence
lostguitargirl: wow, I play guitar but not much
lostguitargirl: I've only had a few lessons
lostguitargirl: I am 14
DTrnsatlntcEx: ah ok
DTrnsatlntcEx: then you are not the same one
lostguitargirl: how old are you?
DTrnsatlntcEx: im 17
lostguitargirl: yeah, probably not
lostguitargirl: That's nice
DTrnsatlntcEx: yeah
DTrnsatlntcEx: you have apic?
lostguitargirl: no pic
lostguitargirl: do you?
DTrnsatlntcEx: yeah
lostguitargirl: people say crazy things
DTrnsatlntcEx: do they now
lostguitargirl: If my name was people, i would say "crazy things"
DTrnsatlntcEx: you have apicture dont you
lostguitargirl: why would you thik that?
DTrnsatlntcEx: because you said people say crazy things, like you said you didnt hve one cause you didnt think i had one
lostguitargirl: haha
lostguitargirl: are you angry with me
lostguitargirl: you do not speak no longer
DTrnsatlntcEx: ha
DTrnsatlntcEx: i just didnt know what to say
lostguitargirl: oh, that is fine
lostguitargirl: the clock ticks
lostguitargirl: and it is loud
lostguitargirl: and that is scare-full.
DTrnsatlntcEx: yeah
lostguitargirl: do you like clocks?
DTrnsatlntcEx: no
DTrnsatlntcEx: i hate them
lostguitargirl: really?
lostguitargirl: me either
lostguitargirl: they are too twitchy
DTrnsatlntcEx: i hate my life being ran by a little two armed round thing, that tells when to go somewhere, when to return,
lostguitargirl: how profound
DTrnsatlntcEx: i dont know
DTrnsatlntcEx: its jsut the way i eel
lostguitargirl: do you ever feel like you cannot see when the light is off?
DTrnsatlntcEx: no
DTrnsatlntcEx: because i just use my third eye
lostguitargirl: it is dark, and the night, blind to the eye of the sun
lostguitargirl: eyes are creepy
lostguitargirl: they see things
DTrnsatlntcEx: yeah
DTrnsatlntcEx: are hands creepy simply because the feel things?
lostguitargirl: yes, you read my mind
lostguitargirl: you must be a psycho
DTrnsatlntcEx: ha
lostguitargirl: have you ever lived in an asylum?
DTrnsatlntcEx: well, the house im in now was a group home for mentally retarded before we bought it, ha
lostguitargirl: fascinating
lostguitargirl: are there scars?
DTrnsatlntcEx: nope
lostguitargirl: sometimes, walls have hidden scars
DTrnsatlntcEx: yes
lostguitargirl: and you have to knock them down to find them
lostguitargirl: just like the end of the rqainbow
lostguitargirl: those damn lucky charms..
DTrnsatlntcEx: ha yes, but you can never get to the end of the rainbow
lostguitargirl: oh, i have
lostguitargirl: you just have to kill the being that pushes it away
DTrnsatlntcEx: ah i suppose
lostguitargirl: but not with a knife because they are sharp
DTrnsatlntcEx: guess ive never gone rainbow hunting
lostguitargirl: you should
lostguitargirl: i must flee
lostguitargirl: and hide
lostguitargirl: speak to you another day!
lostguitargirl: tata!
DTrnsatlntcEx: see ya